Is it normal to say eggs and ham instead of ham and eggs?

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My girlfriend just said "eggs and ham" instead of "ham and eggs". I think this is wrong. What do you think? Should I break off the engagement?

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Based on 21 votes (11 yes)
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  • LionsMane
    5 years ago

    The correct terminology is chicken reproductives and dead pig

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Maybe she says it that way because she read Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

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  • BigTiddyGothGfPls
    5 years ago

    Reading your response has made me realise in your situation, the troll has won. You got so mad over something so small hahaha virgin

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  • VetusRebellioIudaicum
    5 years ago

    Listen fancy-suit, she's clearly a reptilian. Find its tail and snip it. Humanity must endure.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    If it takes that little to consider breaking off the engagement, please don't marry and consider becoming a monk so you won't procreate.

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Yes, definitely break off the engagement. If you don't, she'll end up referring to you as wife and husband.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    It's ham an eggs. Eggs and ham just just sounds backwards.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    It's literally the same thing.

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    • lordofopinions
      5 years ago

      I know it's the same thing. It's like Simon and Garfunkel. If it was the other way it would be weird.

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      • IrishPotato
        5 years ago

        Ah right I see your point.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I don't care... Either one refers to the same thing.

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    • Alichael
      5 years ago

      No shit.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    i wouldnt marry anyone who eats eggs

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    • ImJustDone
      5 years ago

      not all eggs are fried on the sidewalk.

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    • lordofopinions
      5 years ago

      Dumb fuck. Why? Are you one of those tree hugging "I brake for whales" twits?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        5 years ago

        cause i dont likes em

        whales? what?

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        • lordofopinions
          5 years ago

          You never heard that expression before? Have you been living in a cave?

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            5 years ago

            yes

            a cave with wifi

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