I was gonna vote yes on this one but when you brought up the smell thing I had to vote no. While it is extremely (extremely) odd to collect your semen, collecting it to the point were you smell it all over the house means that you probably have too mcuh. Here's a better system:
-take the semen from the attic and bury it in the backyard
-make the house smell better using aromas
-masturbate in the bathroom and collect the semen
-empty into the large bottles in the backyard
-rinse and repeat two last steps
I appreciate the input, but the lawn and backyard are meticulous, if i dug shit up they would know someone dug something and they would find out, plus I dont want to risk the neighbors spotting me during my operations, its hard enough to do when the folks are home.
IIN to save your ejaculate in a jar?
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I was gonna vote yes on this one but when you brought up the smell thing I had to vote no. While it is extremely (extremely) odd to collect your semen, collecting it to the point were you smell it all over the house means that you probably have too mcuh. Here's a better system:
-take the semen from the attic and bury it in the backyard
-make the house smell better using aromas
-masturbate in the bathroom and collect the semen
-empty into the large bottles in the backyard
-rinse and repeat two last steps
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I appreciate the input, but the lawn and backyard are meticulous, if i dug shit up they would know someone dug something and they would find out, plus I dont want to risk the neighbors spotting me during my operations, its hard enough to do when the folks are home.