Is it normal to rub my roommate's phone up against my ass as a prank?

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When I was in college I got stuck with an annoying roommate who would go to bed really early, around 9:30 PM and would frequently have his TV tuned to NBA basketball games. To teach him a lesson, I took his telephone receiver off the hook and rubbed it up and down against my ass in the morning while he was in class. I did this several times a week for the last month of the spring semester in which we roomed together.

It was hard not to chuckle when I was later in the room and he answered the phone, as the mere scene of him holding the phone receiver against his face made me think that he was essentially pressing my bare ass up against his face! That phone must have smelled like stale farts by the end of the semester!!

Is it normal to rub my roommate's phone up against my ass as a prank?

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  • Anime7
    9 years ago | pl

    That's not a prank that's that just called being a douchebag. That's also really gross.

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  • gummy_jr
    9 years ago | pl

    You sound like an ass.

    No wait, an ass is friendlier than you.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    I'm sure you taught him good seeing that he doesn't even know you did it.

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  • 69
    9 years ago | pl

    actually "he was essentially pressing my bare ass up against his face" just sounds plain gay

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    1. It's not funny. Then again, I've never found "pranks" to be funny. It is just an excuse to be an ass.

    2. You are an asshat. Why, I'm surprised that you didn't rub your cock allover the phone and ejaculated on it too. Maybe, deep down you really wanted to, but due towards society's treatment of homosexuality, you was too afraid too. Also, the fruit of your mischief would have been all to conspicuous. He would have found out and most likely been wrathful.

    3. If he licked, made some other oral contact with the phone, made ocular contact, (etc) he could have gotten very sick. I once heard my salon lady on the phone with a friend and apparently her friend got asked to look up this guy's asshole. Well, she did, and it gave her pink eye... (The more you know.)

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  • DiamondGirl
    9 years ago | pl

    Come rub my ass, and I fart diamonds on u. I'll rub astroglide on yours.! But u have to wash it first.

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  • Cherrybombpieee
    9 years ago | pl

    Ur a douchebag go fuck urself u dick

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  • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy
    9 years ago | pl

    I would have just taken a shit under his pillow.

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  • asasasa
    9 years ago | pl

    HAHAHAHA!!! xD

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