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That’s the scotovirus, very small death rate, non contagious but utterly maddening
Unfortunately, it's also incurable, but there is an established palliative care protocol: an intravenous drip of Irn-Bru and a diet of macaroni pies and fried Mars bars. With this treatment, patients have been known to survive to be as old as forty.
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That’s the scotovirus, very small death rate, non contagious but utterly maddening
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Unfortunately, it's also incurable, but there is an established palliative care protocol: an intravenous drip of Irn-Bru and a diet of macaroni pies and fried Mars bars. With this treatment, patients have been known to survive to be as old as forty.