Is it normal to put things into your dick?

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I've done this a couple times and I cum buckets every time. Usually I put chopsticks or straws inside.

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Based on 125 votes (29 yes)
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  • trytoforgetthis
    8 years ago | pl

    Word. You should take some time to actually research items that are SAFE for gauging yourself, if you're interested. Otherwise, have fun treating infections or splinters.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Uh, I think you've kinda got things backwards there pal. A dick should go into things, not the other way around.

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  • apparack
    8 years ago

    It's called sounding. Do it safely and you'll be fine.

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    Normal... If you're batshit nuts

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  • Bloodwing535
    8 years ago

    You should go to a porn Shop and find some Safe urethra insertions. It may not be normal but at least you can do it as safly as possible.

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  • Thorolf
    8 years ago

    Reading this made me cringe (No offense). No, it's not exactly a normal thing to do, but if you must I'd suggest not using chopsticks or anything else that could leave splinters as the person above said. Also you wanna avoid pointy things for obvious reasons, so no pencils or pens or the like.

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  • redfastlad
    8 years ago

    Steri
    le wipe everything yo use then go buy a sounding kit! I have one but I start small 5/6 mm and work up the sizes but I can't get the 10mm down my cock I have used tooth tincture which numbs the covk but it stings like hell enjoy!!

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  • TheMightyOz
    8 years ago

    I stick tubes up my dick so I can piss. It's just pathetic.

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    • Shmendan
      8 years ago

      You seem like you are very injured...what happened dude? I read your other comments

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      • TheMightyOz
        8 years ago

        It's complicated. I was in surgery for kidney cancer at a teaching hospital. The surgeon found out that my wife was in hospice. So he lined up 35 interns to each catheterize me while I was under anesthesia. Predictably, one klutz jammed a metal catheter piercing important tissue. After 3 hours, they finally got the bleeding under control and cancelled the surgery.

        The hospital staff generated false records to cover the mishap. Lawyers look at their evidence and decline to take my case. I would never do this but the head surgeon is certainly a good candidate for a 500 meter sniper shot to the head. The safety of public health must be protected.

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