There was a Reddit thread about this some time ago where ER doctors related the stupidest excuses they'd heard.
Like making a salad and accidentally sitting on a carrot, or sitting down on the sofa and the (condom-covered) TV remote just sliding all the way up there. Some of these insertions resulted in the object being in so deep that abdominal surgery was required to get it out.
The ones that made me really cringe, though, were the stories of the stuff than guys (and a few women) had shoved up their urethra. The one that stuck in my mind was the guy who used an electric screwdriver to drive several long screws in, one after the other. If memory serves, he damaged his urethra so badly that he ended up with a permanently installed drain and urine bag.
is it normal to put batteries up my ass
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There was a Reddit thread about this some time ago where ER doctors related the stupidest excuses they'd heard.
Like making a salad and accidentally sitting on a carrot, or sitting down on the sofa and the (condom-covered) TV remote just sliding all the way up there. Some of these insertions resulted in the object being in so deep that abdominal surgery was required to get it out.
The ones that made me really cringe, though, were the stories of the stuff than guys (and a few women) had shoved up their urethra. The one that stuck in my mind was the guy who used an electric screwdriver to drive several long screws in, one after the other. If memory serves, he damaged his urethra so badly that he ended up with a permanently installed drain and urine bag.