Strings, Booj. You're forgetting about tampons again. Screw a small eyelet into the back of the battery, and seal it with epoxy glue. Tie the fishing line to the eyelet.
Personally, I'd hesitate to put an object containing alkali chemicals in my rectum after I'd violated the structural integrity of the thing, but what you suggest seems safer to me than just cramming a battery up there.
Again, why not roll a slippery condom over the battery? Im reasonably sure you've rolled them on your cock to help enjoy dirty vaginas on occasion. (Ummm, don't forget to tie the end like a balloon.) Why are people so clueless thinking up practical solutions to problems?
is it normal to put batteries up my ass
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Strings, Booj. You're forgetting about tampons again. Screw a small eyelet into the back of the battery, and seal it with epoxy glue. Tie the fishing line to the eyelet.
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Sounds like the voice of experience speaking.
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Personally, I'd hesitate to put an object containing alkali chemicals in my rectum after I'd violated the structural integrity of the thing, but what you suggest seems safer to me than just cramming a battery up there.
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Again, why not roll a slippery condom over the battery? Im reasonably sure you've rolled them on your cock to help enjoy dirty vaginas on occasion. (Ummm, don't forget to tie the end like a balloon.) Why are people so clueless thinking up practical solutions to problems?