Lots of people enjoy putting things up their anus. It's your body and you can do whatever the hell you want with it.
However, sticking anything in your ass that doesn't have a flange to stop it all going in is really stupid. But, as I say, your body, your ER bill, your name on the X-ray that will be on the bulletin board of the doctor's lounge of your nearest hospital until someone dumber comes along.
Yup, doctors keep all of these things and laugh at them together. Sometimes they even send the pictures onto family and friends so that they can laugh too. Its usually accompanied by the ridiculous excuse that the patient gave as to how that thing ended up in their ass - most frequently cited is gardening accidents.
It might not be allowed but it happens a lot and the patients can't really do much about it if they don't know.
There was a Reddit thread about this some time ago where ER doctors related the stupidest excuses they'd heard.
Like making a salad and accidentally sitting on a carrot, or sitting down on the sofa and the (condom-covered) TV remote just sliding all the way up there. Some of these insertions resulted in the object being in so deep that abdominal surgery was required to get it out.
The ones that made me really cringe, though, were the stories of the stuff than guys (and a few women) had shoved up their urethra. The one that stuck in my mind was the guy who used an electric screwdriver to drive several long screws in, one after the other. If memory serves, he damaged his urethra so badly that he ended up with a permanently installed drain and urine bag.
Strings, Booj. You're forgetting about tampons again. Screw a small eyelet into the back of the battery, and seal it with epoxy glue. Tie the fishing line to the eyelet.
Personally, I'd hesitate to put an object containing alkali chemicals in my rectum after I'd violated the structural integrity of the thing, but what you suggest seems safer to me than just cramming a battery up there.
Again, why not roll a slippery condom over the battery? Im reasonably sure you've rolled them on your cock to help enjoy dirty vaginas on occasion. (Ummm, don't forget to tie the end like a balloon.) Why are people so clueless thinking up practical solutions to problems?
The sad part is after you mention that and remind me of it I can almost believe op. There's so many morons out there it's a shame science hinders natural selection
is it normal to put batteries up my ass
← View full post
Lots of people enjoy putting things up their anus. It's your body and you can do whatever the hell you want with it.
However, sticking anything in your ass that doesn't have a flange to stop it all going in is really stupid. But, as I say, your body, your ER bill, your name on the X-ray that will be on the bulletin board of the doctor's lounge of your nearest hospital until someone dumber comes along.
--
SwickDinging
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
2
2
-
Bazinga
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
-
Mammal-lover
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
-
vhjhvshhjdxvjd
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
Yup, doctors keep all of these things and laugh at them together. Sometimes they even send the pictures onto family and friends so that they can laugh too. Its usually accompanied by the ridiculous excuse that the patient gave as to how that thing ended up in their ass - most frequently cited is gardening accidents.
It might not be allowed but it happens a lot and the patients can't really do much about it if they don't know.
--
Boojum
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
There was a Reddit thread about this some time ago where ER doctors related the stupidest excuses they'd heard.
Like making a salad and accidentally sitting on a carrot, or sitting down on the sofa and the (condom-covered) TV remote just sliding all the way up there. Some of these insertions resulted in the object being in so deep that abdominal surgery was required to get it out.
The ones that made me really cringe, though, were the stories of the stuff than guys (and a few women) had shoved up their urethra. The one that stuck in my mind was the guy who used an electric screwdriver to drive several long screws in, one after the other. If memory serves, he damaged his urethra so badly that he ended up with a permanently installed drain and urine bag.
Strings, Booj. You're forgetting about tampons again. Screw a small eyelet into the back of the battery, and seal it with epoxy glue. Tie the fishing line to the eyelet.
--
Boojum
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Sounds like the voice of experience speaking.
😁
Personally, I'd hesitate to put an object containing alkali chemicals in my rectum after I'd violated the structural integrity of the thing, but what you suggest seems safer to me than just cramming a battery up there.
--
Bazinga
3 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Again, why not roll a slippery condom over the battery? Im reasonably sure you've rolled them on your cock to help enjoy dirty vaginas on occasion. (Ummm, don't forget to tie the end like a balloon.) Why are people so clueless thinking up practical solutions to problems?
The sad part is after you mention that and remind me of it I can almost believe op. There's so many morons out there it's a shame science hinders natural selection
Does this mean its normal