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is it normal to put batteries up my ass? sometimes i use motor oil as lube, because my bumbum can get a little bit dry at times and i like my batteries to be really slippery. does anyone else do this? i think its the cold and the sexiness of electricity in a little metal tube, its like a vibrator but it doesn't vibrate its just a battery.
Energizer Bunny, what the fuck is your hoe ass doing on here at this hour? Just coz you last up to 6 times longer doesn't mean you can drag us into yo shit show
Lots of people enjoy putting things up their anus. It's your body and you can do whatever the hell you want with it.
However, sticking anything in your ass that doesn't have a flange to stop it all going in is really stupid. But, as I say, your body, your ER bill, your name on the X-ray that will be on the bulletin board of the doctor's lounge of your nearest hospital until someone dumber comes along.
Yup, doctors keep all of these things and laugh at them together. Sometimes they even send the pictures onto family and friends so that they can laugh too. Its usually accompanied by the ridiculous excuse that the patient gave as to how that thing ended up in their ass - most frequently cited is gardening accidents.
It might not be allowed but it happens a lot and the patients can't really do much about it if they don't know.
There was a Reddit thread about this some time ago where ER doctors related the stupidest excuses they'd heard.
Like making a salad and accidentally sitting on a carrot, or sitting down on the sofa and the (condom-covered) TV remote just sliding all the way up there. Some of these insertions resulted in the object being in so deep that abdominal surgery was required to get it out.
The ones that made me really cringe, though, were the stories of the stuff than guys (and a few women) had shoved up their urethra. The one that stuck in my mind was the guy who used an electric screwdriver to drive several long screws in, one after the other. If memory serves, he damaged his urethra so badly that he ended up with a permanently installed drain and urine bag.
Strings, Booj. You're forgetting about tampons again. Screw a small eyelet into the back of the battery, and seal it with epoxy glue. Tie the fishing line to the eyelet.
Sounds like the voice of experience speaking.
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Personally, I'd hesitate to put an object containing alkali chemicals in my rectum after I'd violated the structural integrity of the thing, but what you suggest seems safer to me than just cramming a battery up there.
Again, why not roll a slippery condom over the battery? Im reasonably sure you've rolled them on your cock to help enjoy dirty vaginas on occasion. (Ummm, don't forget to tie the end like a balloon.) Why are people so clueless thinking up practical solutions to problems?
The sad part is after you mention that and remind me of it I can almost believe op. There's so many morons out there it's a shame science hinders natural selection
Just put the negative terminal of a battery charger on your balls and the positive side up your ass and plug it in. You'll like it i assure you.
Real OGs don't bother with tiny, lady-baby batteries! They shove a live wire into their ass. Nothing feels better than 220V AC!
Leaves you energized and refreshed! XD
Are they like AAA batteries or have you moved up to those giant flashlight ones yet?
You should try a bamboo in your ass, just sit on the bamboo and it will slide into your big ass.
Ah isnt there already a sex toy for that?! Anal beads are a thing you know. If you did a search I'm sure you can find ones with cylindrical beads.
I have put a lot of things up my ass Beer Bottles misc vegetables
got a cucumber stuck once had to goto the Hospital to have it removed...At the Hospital had a female doctor stick her hand up my ass and pull it out ..best Anal Fisting ever had...