Just crap in the corner of your living room. That will allow you to savour the delightful aroma for much longer. In time, the whole house will be suffused with your bowel-perfume, and coming home after a long day flipping burgers will be truly delightful.
It will also help your budget, since your water bill will be reduced, and you won't have to worry about the expense of entertaining people at home.
Is it normal to poop in my hand and sniff it?
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Just crap in the corner of your living room. That will allow you to savour the delightful aroma for much longer. In time, the whole house will be suffused with your bowel-perfume, and coming home after a long day flipping burgers will be truly delightful.
It will also help your budget, since your water bill will be reduced, and you won't have to worry about the expense of entertaining people at home.