Is it normal to plan a bank robbery for age 65?

I have always planned a future for myself and when I'll be 60-70 my plan is to rob a bank, mint or anything huge to exit my life in surprise. I do not intend to harm anyone (hopefully) just leave in style. My second plan if I'll have a bit weaker bones is jump out of a plane with something insane like a half broken parachute and let it tell my faith.

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Based on 18 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • Let us know when you get shot or when the parachute fails.

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  • SeekNPlay

    Start a business instead

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  • Averageasfuck

    I want 5% of the cut

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  • jaystrong

    I think you'd have a better chance jumping from a plane. Although with petty robberies (local stores, some poor chump walking down the street) you have a chance getting some small cash and escaping, the likelihood of you knocking off a bank or anything higher is nearly impossible without getting caught.

    To knock off something big would require weapons and weapons usually equal more jail time and worse shooting someone or getting shot yourself.

    Don't you have another list you can check off instead!?! LOL

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Hopefully your heart will give out if you go through with it.

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  • CDmale4fem

    There's a movie on HBO, "Going In Style". They WANT to rob a bank, but they are all retirement age. Christopher Lloyd, Morgan Freeman, and I can't remember the others. Good fun and funny movie to watch.

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  • Alichael

    Not a good idea, you want to spend the last years of your life in prison? Not the kind of style I'd want to go out in.

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  • Alichael

    Reminds me of that Twilight zone episode with the guy that works at the bank who can read others' thoughts, and he reads the thoughts of the old guy about to retire planning on robbing the bank.

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