IIN To Pee on the Side of the Road

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago | pl

    Pee in a bottle while sitting in the drivers seat. Then pull up your pants, open the door slightly, and pour the pee on the road.

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    • blacklady
      8 years ago | pl

      suck the dicks of ten homless men then ill be impressed

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    • TheYellowThang
      8 years ago | pl

      If you have a bottle. And what if its #2?

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago | pl

        Dude, be resourceful. Squat down on the ground, dump, turn a plastic bag inside out and pick it up like dog shit. It's not rocket science, lol.

        If you are in a rental car, you can even spread newspaper on the back seat, and stay in your car for additional privacy.

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        • TheYellowThang
          8 years ago | pl

          Dude, Im also a dog lover and on many levels see them as equals. Unfortunately the rest of the world, mainly cops, hold us humans to a different standard of "moral acceptance". As unfair as it seems, if you squat like Rover the cops will definitely write you up. Even if you bag it. No slack there. And newspapers? Do those really still exist? If so, maybe you have a point.

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          • green_boogers
            8 years ago | pl

            Good point. Life is a bit of a gamble. Cemeteries on moonless nights are your best bet.

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    • Mahopac
      8 years ago | pl

      Keep a bootle handy but let freinds know that not soda lol

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