!!!WARNING!!!
Don't try drinking milk while you read this!!!
My mother-in-law used to keep a chihuahua tied up in the bathroom and it was high strung and whiney and the floor was covered with pissy newspapers and it was really gross to even go in there and it stunk to high heavens and I didn't want to touch the toilet seat to lift it up, not even with my boot, so sometimes I would just go in and shut the door and piss all over the papers that the dog used, just so I wouldn't have to touch anything.
Nobody ever knew the difference.
The rest of her house wasn't much cleaner. When my wife would go home to visit her family and then come back home to our house I wouldn't even touch her, except a perfunctory kiss, until after she took a shower.
Is it normal to pee at the edge of the toilet water?
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!!!WARNING!!!
Don't try drinking milk while you read this!!!
My mother-in-law used to keep a chihuahua tied up in the bathroom and it was high strung and whiney and the floor was covered with pissy newspapers and it was really gross to even go in there and it stunk to high heavens and I didn't want to touch the toilet seat to lift it up, not even with my boot, so sometimes I would just go in and shut the door and piss all over the papers that the dog used, just so I wouldn't have to touch anything.
Nobody ever knew the difference.
The rest of her house wasn't much cleaner. When my wife would go home to visit her family and then come back home to our house I wouldn't even touch her, except a perfunctory kiss, until after she took a shower.