IIN to pay for a movie ticket strictly to use their darkened restroom?

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  • Ive never heard of such genius before. I imagine you are a master of movie timetables - scheduling yourself at just the right time to avoid the crowds

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    • I mean it get's to a point where i really have to go, so it's either picking a crappy McDonalds or something like that, or the nice, dimly lit, rarely crowded restrooms at the theater.

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      • When i was in high school, there was a gas station close by where i would be late or cut class, just to take a shit in humane privacy. Nowadays, i make sure im awake early enough to do all my "business" on my own toilet before i go out and wreck someone else's.

        Also, the only reason i would put my ass on a mcdonalds toilet seat is if i was about to shit my pants.

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        • Excellent. However, it is satisfying to destroy someone else's toilet. Just knowing that it could have been my toilet (but isn't) satisfies.

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