do not join the military , your life of fun will consist of getting drunk and having gay sex. because chicks hate your hair, in fact you will hate your haircut . nothing wrong with gay sex its just the smell of shit gets old. lots of women in the army nowadays but they all like pussy so you are still shit out of luck. it will seem so unfair until you start shooting people in a war but dont worry , most won't have a gun and you and all your buddies will have plenty of time to think about what you did stateside . and unlike foreign fighters you start killing yourselves. not because you are crazy its because you dont deserve to live.
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do not join the military , your life of fun will consist of getting drunk and having gay sex. because chicks hate your hair, in fact you will hate your haircut . nothing wrong with gay sex its just the smell of shit gets old. lots of women in the army nowadays but they all like pussy so you are still shit out of luck. it will seem so unfair until you start shooting people in a war but dont worry , most won't have a gun and you and all your buddies will have plenty of time to think about what you did stateside . and unlike foreign fighters you start killing yourselves. not because you are crazy its because you dont deserve to live.