Is it normal to not want a smartphone?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    As if there was any technology that we DIDN'T need. Pfff.

    Dude, I just downloaded a series of apps that are a MUST HAVE for anyone who wants to be anyone in this pathetic world.

    Here's a taste of what you're missing, you ignorant fool.

    For starters, I can tell you how many times a day my neighbors cat yawns. YES there's an app for that!! :D

    I'm informed when any previous female owners of any structure that I have driven by begins menopause. (Can't be current owner, crazy laws about that like you wouldn't believe.)

    I can tell you every time Barbies little whore sister Skipper shags Ken behind her back. I got some real juicy deets on that shizzle.

    Now you're probably crying. That's just the tip 'o the iceberg my friend!

    *I'm not real sure what just happened there :/

    **confession...I didn't even read the story >:]

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