As if there was any technology that we DIDN'T need. Pfff.
Dude, I just downloaded a series of apps that are a MUST HAVE for anyone who wants to be anyone in this pathetic world.
Here's a taste of what you're missing, you ignorant fool.
For starters, I can tell you how many times a day my neighbors cat yawns. YES there's an app for that!! :D
I'm informed when any previous female owners of any structure that I have driven by begins menopause. (Can't be current owner, crazy laws about that like you wouldn't believe.)
I can tell you every time Barbies little whore sister Skipper shags Ken behind her back. I got some real juicy deets on that shizzle.
Now you're probably crying. That's just the tip 'o the iceberg my friend!
Is it normal to not want a smartphone?
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Yes it's normal to not want technology you don't need.
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As if there was any technology that we DIDN'T need. Pfff.
Dude, I just downloaded a series of apps that are a MUST HAVE for anyone who wants to be anyone in this pathetic world.
Here's a taste of what you're missing, you ignorant fool.
For starters, I can tell you how many times a day my neighbors cat yawns. YES there's an app for that!! :D
I'm informed when any previous female owners of any structure that I have driven by begins menopause. (Can't be current owner, crazy laws about that like you wouldn't believe.)
I can tell you every time Barbies little whore sister Skipper shags Ken behind her back. I got some real juicy deets on that shizzle.
Now you're probably crying. That's just the tip 'o the iceberg my friend!
*I'm not real sure what just happened there :/
**confession...I didn't even read the story >:]
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I love you.
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If you were a marsupial i'd climb into your pouch.
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Fap fap fap bird on too porn, ohhhhh
Goodness me :O