That, Hiroshima, the Holocaust, Peanut butter, Butt-sex and Gays! It's all a lie! A big conspiracy!
Anyway, believe what you will, after all some people believe that eating a guy's heart will give you strength, not an horrible disease like the "mad cow".
I can understand why you'd doubt, I mean, it could all be a huge practical joke people have invested millions in all around the world, a scam; scientists saying:
-"Hey dude! Gimme money I'll go dig fossils!"
-"Hurr, what are those! Durr!"
-"They're dinosaurs bones kept in rock!"
-"Sure, have my money, go dig that sh*t and we'll put it in my museum, smoke weed and get a shitton of money!"
Later...
-"Harr harr Johnny Boy! I has the money, now give me the fake-plastic dinosaur bones!"
-"Yes boss!"
-"Now, we're rich! And we've fooled everyone! As part of the conspiracy and keep our little scientific-mafia afloat I had a genial idea: we'll put a little sign 'Do not touch, fragile', like that people won't be able to tell if it's plastic."
-"Oh yeah boss, that's damn smart! And why wouldn't we put a gard to keep it!"
-"Good idea Johnny Boy, good idea!"
There you have it: the vigil is in fact an evil underling from the scientific-mafia and the Dinosaurs are nothing but a vile scam to rip the patrons off of their money!
Of course the art-mafia copied them and paintings are in fact mass-produced pieces of shit made on paint.
Is it normal to not believe in dinosaurs
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That, Hiroshima, the Holocaust, Peanut butter, Butt-sex and Gays! It's all a lie! A big conspiracy!
Anyway, believe what you will, after all some people believe that eating a guy's heart will give you strength, not an horrible disease like the "mad cow".
I can understand why you'd doubt, I mean, it could all be a huge practical joke people have invested millions in all around the world, a scam; scientists saying:
-"Hey dude! Gimme money I'll go dig fossils!"
-"Hurr, what are those! Durr!"
-"They're dinosaurs bones kept in rock!"
-"Sure, have my money, go dig that sh*t and we'll put it in my museum, smoke weed and get a shitton of money!"
Later...
-"Harr harr Johnny Boy! I has the money, now give me the fake-plastic dinosaur bones!"
-"Yes boss!"
-"Now, we're rich! And we've fooled everyone! As part of the conspiracy and keep our little scientific-mafia afloat I had a genial idea: we'll put a little sign 'Do not touch, fragile', like that people won't be able to tell if it's plastic."
-"Oh yeah boss, that's damn smart! And why wouldn't we put a gard to keep it!"
-"Good idea Johnny Boy, good idea!"
There you have it: the vigil is in fact an evil underling from the scientific-mafia and the Dinosaurs are nothing but a vile scam to rip the patrons off of their money!
Of course the art-mafia copied them and paintings are in fact mass-produced pieces of shit made on paint.