So what do you do when you make love during the daylight hours? Make her wear a blindfold? If she's not into that, maybe you could go into another room and call her on the phone and explain that it's perfectly normal to have phone sex when you're in the same house with her because nobody wants to see those naked bodies. Ha!
Typically I will turn out the lights, get under the covers, and unzip the fly to my shorts and pull my penis through. Then we have sex for several minutes and when I cum I will zip up my fly and go to the bath room to clean up.
You're a real comedian with that phone sex stuff. You should be on the blue collar comedy tour, jerk.
Is it normal to never be nude in front of someone else?
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So what do you do when you make love during the daylight hours? Make her wear a blindfold? If she's not into that, maybe you could go into another room and call her on the phone and explain that it's perfectly normal to have phone sex when you're in the same house with her because nobody wants to see those naked bodies. Ha!
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Typically I will turn out the lights, get under the covers, and unzip the fly to my shorts and pull my penis through. Then we have sex for several minutes and when I cum I will zip up my fly and go to the bath room to clean up.
You're a real comedian with that phone sex stuff. You should be on the blue collar comedy tour, jerk.