Is it normal to name your penis?

My friend told me he named his penis. I don't name mine so I was wondering if it is a normal thing to name it.

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Based on 303 votes (155 yes)
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Comments ( 28 )
  • aybeecee

    I'd say it's normal. You don't have to if you don't want to, which is totally fine, but if you do, that's fine too. Just don't go around introducing it to other people.

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  • prasatko

    Mine is called "Piggy".

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Some people do some people don't. I guess it depends on how much you love your cock.

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  • ice-watch

    My is called Penis

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  • pixie_dust

    I think it can be ridiculous so i would refer to my bf's dick as "mr. Bean" to make fun of him..

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  • Darkoil

    My ex girlfriend used to refer to mine as "The Captain"

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    • Well having someone else name your penis is completely different from naming your own penis.

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  • Justsomejerk

    Justjerksome

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  • answerme

    Mine is called big Brian

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  • IntactGuy

    Mine is named Mr. Hoodie because it is not circumcised and my unusually long hood (foreskin) is always covering the head (glans) unless I skin it back!

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  • xaris89

    that is just a little werid just saying but my brother named his *the master*

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  • changes123

    All cool dicks name their penis.

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  • Vimknight

    I guess its normal! although I personally haven't named mine, my penis has been given nicknames by all of my partners.

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  • emlarfuckssheep

    I refer to mine as Mr Big.

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  • DADNSCAL

    You kidding? It'd be a little abnormal NOT to name him. Mine's "Bigfoot". :-)

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  • the_biker

    mine is called richard ( dick for short )

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  • s4rawberry

    I don't have a penis, but my brother has named his. It's "Bob" if anyone cares.

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  • anti-hero

    You mean Lil' Parrish! ... I mean slighty less big Parrish.

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  • coachhoops

    I just call mine "little one"......yes, I have a small penis 4inches un-cut. All of my friends know it's small, they get a good laugh over it. and yes I have had to pull it out and show people at parties. I don't hide it. lol MT

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  • durpy.50

    what the hell

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  • Avant-Garde

    Name him either: Peter, Richard, Rooster, Dick, Willy, or Johnson.

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  • Mersaphe

    mister meaty

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  • PennywiseTheDancingClown

    I call him George.

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  • GreyWarden

    Anyone seen that episode of My Name Is Earl where he thought his son was playing with a friend, but it turned out "Roger" was his penis?

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  • IINQT

    Yep Its normal I cal mine ''charlie''

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  • marleyyy33

    Lolol mine as well name his balls too tom dick and jerry

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  • Shroot

    Mine is called "Lionel Messi"

    Because it scores alot

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    • DADNSCAL

      I knew a guy who named his Stephen, after Stephen Bishop, the famous cave explorer. :-)

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