Is it normal to musterbate

is it normal to musterbation and does doing it daily bring any effect to both a man and a woman and what does in the end results to in both long and short term

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  • megadriver

    Is "musterbation" the act of applying mustard to one's genitals before/ after/ while masturbating, or being sexually attracted to mustard?

    Whatever... this is IIN buddy, we don't discriminate and we try to be helpful and kind to all the halfwits that can't even form a single damn sentence!

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    • Clunk42

      According to Urban Dictionary, to "musterbate" is to "sit idly and think."

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      • Shiki

        Then I would i say it is unhealthy since thinking too much does not do good lol

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    • feedbackloop1

      Maybe their first language is not English. To be considered if your second para is directed towards them.

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    • litelander8

      The post literally won’t compute in my brain. 😂

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      • Clunk42

        According to Urban Dictionary, to "musterbate" is to "sit idly and think."

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  • bigbudchonga

    musterbartation is very nurmal

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Yes it's fine for most but I would be aware of sexual function impairment from porn use. Affected me very badly.

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    • Kh

      sorry but can you pls tell how it affects you??

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  • SwickDinging

    Men get hairy palms and women go blind. But you should do it anyway because if you reach age 30 without ever having sex, only masturbation, then you will become a wizard.

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  • jethro

    Yes it's normal and actually beneficial for a male's prostate health. Besides it feels good too.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Too much self-gratification can result in poor grammar, atrocious spelling, and a general lack of punctuation.

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    • leggs91200

      bulshit. I is hav good engulesh.

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      • Northwoods4me

        Yes & you apparently wprk in customer service for Centurylink! 👍

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        • leggs91200

          Oh my gyod what is it about that?
          You get transferred to a human and it is always Abudabi from India. Of course they claim to have American sounding names like Steve, Nathaniel, Brian...
          You already know their real name involves having to clear your throat and hack a loogie.

          Don't piss him off though, he will sick Allah Snackbar on you.

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      • RoseIsabella

        HAHAHAHAHA!

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Correlation does not equal causation

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      • Clunk42

        Masturbating or musterbating while typing a post might just result in some problematic spelling or grammar, though.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          During a post yeah no shit. Sleeping while writing a post will do that too. Better not sleep or else your grammar will become shit.

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  • ellnell

    No, stop it immadiately or Jesus will ascend from the heavens and cut your hand off himself

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    • Iszzy123

      So your saying if you wank you’ll meet Jesus. I see no down side to this

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      • ellnell

        Fair enough, if you're cool with losing a hand ;)

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    • wantofas

      Jesus must descend from heaven inorder to remove your hand!

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      My parents literally are almost this strict

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      • leggs91200

        You know, you have mentioned here and there about your parents being strict to a fault. I imagine that is why you are going wild now with your love life and other things.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          No way to know for sure but yeah that's probably part of it.

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  • Jennifer21

    The end result for a man is a handful of cum and for a woman, a wet pussy! Long term you feel good but your hand eventually falls off!

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  • libertybell

    If you masturbate too much, your dick will fall off.

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    • Clunk42

      Not masturbate, OP said "musterbate", and, according to Urban Dictionary, to "musterbate" is to "sit idly and think."

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  • Its normal but only if you do once per week or twice... all days will left you like a zombie, not worth it, and you can became addicted and think all day about masturbating or watching porn or both.

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  • halloweezer

    normal, but it's spelled masturbation.

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    WANKER

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  • pseudonormal

    Masturbating is very normal, almost everyone does it and there is scientific evidence that it is good for your health.

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  • Shiki

    It is actually possible to die from “fapping“. The probability this happens is just very superrare and the death is actually pretty unknown.
    So actually nothing would happen if you do it daily and on long term, but you should not overdo it , so you can still be sensible enough to have more pleasure in sex i recommend. But anyways, yes it is ok.

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    • Annoymous00000

      No, masturbation is a normal healthy activity, in fact, for men it reduces the risk of getting prostate cancer.

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  • chuy

    I say you're not normal if you don't do it.

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  • Dot123

    It's healthy in moderation. Just don't over do it.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    Muster?

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  • Haru

    It's perfectly normal. Masturbation is not only safe but it does have some health benefits, such as boosting your immune system. As long as you don't seriously overdo it, you should be fine.

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  • randypete

    I love a nice wank I started when I was 12 and love to do it with my friends together I love to edge and make it last when you cum it is amazing

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  • controversy

    No.

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  • Iszzy123

    Best wank is the one you don’t do alone

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      A hand job is a separate thing, chief.

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  • Clunk42

    Come on, doesnormalmatter! You -still- haven't changed your autocorrect yet?

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    • litelander8

      Doesnormalmatter is more clever than this post. It’s utter nonsense.

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Awww you think I'm clever? Your so sweet :)

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        • litelander8

          I think a rock could’ve composed a better post.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            So me, that means? Awww your so sweet :)

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Lol why do you keep holding this against me? Masterbation has multiple acceptable spellings.

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      • Clunk42

        If you type "masterbate" into Google the first thing you get is this:

        masterbate. Verb. Common misspelling of masturbate.

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        • bigbudchonga

          looooooooooool

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Well if you look in urban dictionary, it's there.

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          • Clunk42

            At one point, I looked up the definition of the word "chode". (I was pretty sure I knew what the word meant, but I wanted to be sure) The definition that Urban Dictionary provided was essentially "a fat retarded rapist squirrel". I know for a fact that that is incorrect.

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  • DIO

    Musterbation is not a word. Fucking degenerate.

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    • Clunk42

      Well, actually, according to Urban Dictionary, to "musterbate" is to "sit idly and think."

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    • Bazinga

      Indeed, it is not a word. But, it is an interesting idea. Next time you masturbate, mix mustard in with the lube and spread it generously on a hot dog bun. Start stroking. Variety is the spice of life.

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      • Nikclaire

        Spicy mustard only.

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    • leggs91200

      It might be.

      You know when one is super horny and they MUST masturbate? So combining those words may result in "musterbate".

      And yes Clunk, we know what urban dictionary says.

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      • DIO

        Nice try but don't try to defend him.

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        • leggs91200

          And if we are talking male masturbation, it might be... MISTERbation!

          HUUUUU HU HU HU HU

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          • DIO

            Your pun is terrible. You shouldn't have cum.

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            • leggs91200

              I have a few more if you want to hear them.

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