Is it normal to masturbate outside?

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I sometimes masturbate outside. I do this so I might get seen by a neighbor who is hot and will try to have sex with me.

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Based on 11 votes (8 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Maybe a chick dressed like a cop will cuff you and all that kinky stuff.

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    Masturbating outside is very healthy as it prevents you from shooting your cum all over your habitat! rather spray it in your garden than in your house!

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Remember, google earth is always watching...

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    • sexysonofsam
      9 years ago

      Fuck Google earth, I live in South Africa and their shit is so out of date it is probably three years old!

      My dick will fall off before they see it!

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        Ooh! So cocky! I dare you to look up your location on google earth.

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        • sexysonofsam
          9 years ago

          I just did and saw a picture of me standing in the back yard when I still had long hair, which incidentally dates back to 1977!

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          • Avant-Garde
            9 years ago

            It's a conspiracy!

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            • sexysonofsam
              9 years ago

              I concur, bastards!

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  • dcumxxx
    9 years ago

    I do the same thing hope someone see me....

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