IIN to masturbate?

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  • I stopped masturbating because I was told by a priest that I would go to hell for doing it. Apparently, if I masturbate once and the die before confessing it, I will burn for all eternity. It's normal, but I fear hell so much that I don't do it anymore.

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    • Hilarious

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    • You could do what Clunk does and repent immediately each time. As long as you convince yourself that's not what you're planning in advance, you're not.

      (In all seriousness, you're fine. Relax.)

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    • sounds like the priest should go to hell

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