Is it normal to masterbate with a treehole where an owl used to live?

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This is not a joke or troll story, I need help!

Okay, sometimes at night, I would get the urge to masterbate with the Treehole in my Tree where an Owl used to live. For some reason it just feels so great, and I feel so accomplished watching the Treebark fall off the Tree into a pile on the ground while I masterbate to it. Is this normal and does anybody else do it?

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  • jensapa
    12 years ago | pl

    I hope an owl bites u on the dick!

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    I'd love to answer this but I honestly can't keep a straight face.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    I agree with MissSorrel, but other than that I'm a tad tongue-tied.

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago | pl

    ...Lol.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    This is a true tree hugger.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    You do not think this has any danger to it? What if you get stuck or a splinter or a bug bites you? Are you nuts.

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  • Stern_rules
    11 years ago | pl

    lol at first i thought you were speaking in code xD

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Umm... just to be a picky person here, there is such a thing as sexual attraction towards trees, known as Dendrophilia.

    And for once, I actually believe this kind of story because it's not out of the realm of possibility.

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  • sammij7
    12 years ago | pl

    Hahahaaahaa can't Keep a straight Haa ur sad dude sad

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  • laimanman
    12 years ago | pl

    May it because you find a treebark fall off the tree make you feel powerful?

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  • jimdog
    12 years ago | pl

    Yeah totally normal, infact if u dont do that ur a freak... Idiot

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    This forum is soooo much fun. I must confess that I really waste TOO MUCH time commenting. Gotta take a vacation from IIN otherwise I will be a barking loon like some folks I've read..

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