Is it normal to make out with a tree?

I was watching a movie and this girl was making out with a tree, is it normal to do that in real life?

Is It Normal?
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  • She likes big wood.

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  • How? Kissing it I could understand, but both parties require a mouth for making out to occur.

    And why? Trees cannot feel it. It cannot acknowledge your affection. And there is no pleasure in making out with an inanimate object.

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  • You saw it in a movie, so of course it does not happen much irl. Though i have heard of people doing this disturbing stuff, but they are very few, thankfully.

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  • Please don't even try that, you'll end up with a nasty infection.

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  • It was a movie. I bet it was make believe.

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  • This is an actual fetish (one I must admit I do not share) called Dendrophilia. (dendro-tree, philia-love)

    I can't imagine it's all that common.

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  • was anything else normal about Molly Shannon's character in Superstar? don't think too hard... also you might just be a vegan who hasn't been activated yet.

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  • I couldn't imagine driving down the rd and it being normal to see people making out with trees everywhere lol

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  • I make out with walls, trees are alive so yes.

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  • I gave a tree a golden shower once.

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  • Superstar!

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  • The only movie I saw where a woman was "making out with a tree" was one of the early Evil Dead movies where a woman was raped by a tree or by it's roots, which was utterly ridiculous (like the whole film)

    So no, I would say it is not normal.

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  • She must really like that tree.

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  • Some tree forks look lots like legs and vulvae.

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  • Do you really think it is normal to make out with a tree? You was watching a movie, only a weirdo would actually make out with a tree in real life.

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  • I hug trees but don't have sexual feelings towards them.

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  • I saw a video on fb about that. people claiming they had sex with nature, kissed trees, and just played with sand and had "orgasms" with it. i can't remember what they called themselves...

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    • Oh my! Were they hippies?

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  • Mostly only the toilet paper part of it.

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  • She must've really liked trees.

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