Is it normal to make out with a tree?

She likes big wood.

How? Kissing it I could understand, but both parties require a mouth for making out to occur.

And why? Trees cannot feel it. It cannot acknowledge your affection. And there is no pleasure in making out with an inanimate object.

You saw it in a movie, so of course it does not happen much irl. Though i have heard of people doing this disturbing stuff, but they are very few, thankfully.

Please don't even try that, you'll end up with a nasty infection.

It was a movie. I bet it was make believe.

This is an actual fetish (one I must admit I do not share) called Dendrophilia. (dendro-tree, philia-love)

I can't imagine it's all that common.

was anything else normal about Molly Shannon's character in Superstar? don't think too hard... also you might just be a vegan who hasn't been activated yet.

I couldn't imagine driving down the rd and it being normal to see people making out with trees everywhere lol

I make out with walls, trees are alive so yes.

I gave a tree a golden shower once.

Superstar!

The only movie I saw where a woman was "making out with a tree" was one of the early Evil Dead movies where a woman was raped by a tree or by it's roots, which was utterly ridiculous (like the whole film)

So no, I would say it is not normal.

She must really like that tree.

Some tree forks look lots like legs and vulvae.

Do you really think it is normal to make out with a tree? You was watching a movie, only a weirdo would actually make out with a tree in real life.

I hug trees but don't have sexual feelings towards them.

I saw a video on fb about that. people claiming they had sex with nature, kissed trees, and just played with sand and had "orgasms" with it. i can't remember what they called themselves...

Mostly only the toilet paper part of it.

She must've really liked trees.