My dad says "you can't shine shit"...and I've heard 'can't polish a turd' before too. Great saying!!
Hey, you know what? I just remembered a Mythbusters episode in which they did, or attempted to, polish turds.
From having cows, I know dried shit can get very shiny. The cows would get their liquid shit in their tails and the shit would dry, but from them swishing their tails around, it literally polished the shit. Their tails would sometimes look like someone with dreads with some kind of beads or shells dangling from it.
Ugggh, that now reminds me of all the times I've got smacked across the face with a tail soaked in liquid shit.
Hhahahaa I guess u can polish turds then. I didn't see that episode. I watched that show for a while. And I just happen to have dreadlocks with beads :o now I'll think of shitty cow tail dingleberries when I see my hair!
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My dad says "you can't shine shit"...and I've heard 'can't polish a turd' before too. Great saying!!
Hey, you know what? I just remembered a Mythbusters episode in which they did, or attempted to, polish turds.
From having cows, I know dried shit can get very shiny. The cows would get their liquid shit in their tails and the shit would dry, but from them swishing their tails around, it literally polished the shit. Their tails would sometimes look like someone with dreads with some kind of beads or shells dangling from it.
Ugggh, that now reminds me of all the times I've got smacked across the face with a tail soaked in liquid shit.
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Hhahahaa I guess u can polish turds then. I didn't see that episode. I watched that show for a while. And I just happen to have dreadlocks with beads :o now I'll think of shitty cow tail dingleberries when I see my hair!