I thought I'd be able to say that I love it more. Apparently not. I will share something delicious. They say you can't polish a turd, however, take an unfrosted strawberry poptart and put nutella on it.
My dad says "you can't shine shit"...and I've heard 'can't polish a turd' before too. Great saying!!
Hey, you know what? I just remembered a Mythbusters episode in which they did, or attempted to, polish turds.
From having cows, I know dried shit can get very shiny. The cows would get their liquid shit in their tails and the shit would dry, but from them swishing their tails around, it literally polished the shit. Their tails would sometimes look like someone with dreads with some kind of beads or shells dangling from it.
Ugggh, that now reminds me of all the times I've got smacked across the face with a tail soaked in liquid shit.
Hhahahaa I guess u can polish turds then. I didn't see that episode. I watched that show for a while. And I just happen to have dreadlocks with beads :o now I'll think of shitty cow tail dingleberries when I see my hair!
:) I actually said that in court, too. Our old, scumbag landlords were trying to sue us for damages that we didn't do. I always kept that dump as clean as it could be! So ya, I used that line in front of the judge :D
Oh yeah, I've done that. I like to melt down peanut butter and nutella and mix them and use that too. Something else that is pretty good and kinda odd is putting nutella or even strawberry jam or jelly on a hot dog bun along with a hot dog of course and some swiss cheese. It's better if the hot dog is cooked in a skillet.
I'm freaked out by hotdogs, but I'll occasionally eat one. I'd be willing to try your concoction. And I thought peanutbutter and nutella would be awesome together, but they sort of cancel each other out, so I keep them seperate now
mmmmmmm nutella! i made the switch from peanut butter to nutella about two months ago and will never go back. although i can't give any to my dog cause of the cocoa :0(
Is it normal to love peanut butter as much as I do?
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I thought I'd be able to say that I love it more. Apparently not. I will share something delicious. They say you can't polish a turd, however, take an unfrosted strawberry poptart and put nutella on it.
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Another one of your awesome, witty and cool responses. You have a cool way of thinking truly like it. :D
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Hehe thanks :) I'm a pretty silly person. I need my laughs or I'll go nuts!
My dad says "you can't shine shit"...and I've heard 'can't polish a turd' before too. Great saying!!
Hey, you know what? I just remembered a Mythbusters episode in which they did, or attempted to, polish turds.
From having cows, I know dried shit can get very shiny. The cows would get their liquid shit in their tails and the shit would dry, but from them swishing their tails around, it literally polished the shit. Their tails would sometimes look like someone with dreads with some kind of beads or shells dangling from it.
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Hhahahaa I guess u can polish turds then. I didn't see that episode. I watched that show for a while. And I just happen to have dreadlocks with beads :o now I'll think of shitty cow tail dingleberries when I see my hair!
Ah ha ha!
"They say you can't polish a turd"
I've never heard that expression before. Too funny. :)
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:) I actually said that in court, too. Our old, scumbag landlords were trying to sue us for damages that we didn't do. I always kept that dump as clean as it could be! So ya, I used that line in front of the judge :D
Oh yeah, I've done that. I like to melt down peanut butter and nutella and mix them and use that too. Something else that is pretty good and kinda odd is putting nutella or even strawberry jam or jelly on a hot dog bun along with a hot dog of course and some swiss cheese. It's better if the hot dog is cooked in a skillet.
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I'm freaked out by hotdogs, but I'll occasionally eat one. I'd be willing to try your concoction. And I thought peanutbutter and nutella would be awesome together, but they sort of cancel each other out, so I keep them seperate now
mmmmmmm nutella! i made the switch from peanut butter to nutella about two months ago and will never go back. although i can't give any to my dog cause of the cocoa :0(
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I knew once I tried nutella I'd be hooked. I can't get enough!!