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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago | pl

    My first wife was Bi, and with one exception all her encounters were sans male (call me odd, but the whole two women at once thing just never "did it" for me. Tried it once, that was enough).

    I was recommending the discussion primarily because she is married, and didn't want to suggest she "cheat" on him by doing anything behind his back.

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    • Exterminator2
      7 years ago | pl

      You know that's sort of interesting and insightful. So okay, I'll call you odd. You're odd. It's about time you came up with an interesting comment. I expect more of this in the future. One should pull one's own weight around here you know.

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      • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
        7 years ago | pl

        You know your luuuurv him. You want him sooooooo bad. Ratman. Exterminator2. Stop hiding and put it on the line. Man crush mania. Sure your personality needs some work but hey your persistence is so darn cute. :)

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        • Exterminator2
          7 years ago | pl

          Okay. I got it. You're his fuck buddy. Getting pissed because you think I'm after your man-bitch, eh? Well relax there twinkle toes. I'm totally hetero. I just bust his balls because he pissed me off once. This will all wear off soon. By the way, Ratman is dead. Went to that cyber world in the sky. Please don't cry. I know you miss him so much. So tell your sweet'ums he can come out now. I won't hurt him, I promise. No need to run to you for protection. By the way, let me guess: you're the top and he's the bottom, right? Figures.

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          • Tempest-au
            7 years ago | pl

            Wow, I have a fuck buddy? Here I was, after spending most of the past 4 years laying in bed with a fucked back, thinking that my only joy henceforth will be given curtesy of my hand. All along all I needed to was come here and after a week or so I get allocated a fuck buddy?

            THIS SITE IS AWESOME!

            Even better - consideration has been made for my physical condition, and I'm actually EXPECTED to be on the bottom!

            NOT ONLY am I going to immediately re-subscribe for Gold membership, I'm also going to start going to church for the first time in 40 years, because this is absolutely conclusive proof that God exists - he heard my prayers!

            So, do I need to send Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously my details, you know, address and stuff, or have you already taken care of it? When does she start coming over? Will it be tonight (I kind of hope not because I need to shower and change the bed sheets and tidy the house and stuff)?

            I am SOOOO excited!

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          • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
            7 years ago | pl

            Bright future for you at Children's birthday parties and bake sales. That whole top bottom thing is hilarious. You're like a rapper running his mouth on acid. Some may say it's garble but hey?! I'm a fan!

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            • Tempest-au
              7 years ago | pl

              Hey sweety! Wow, this was that surprise you were talking about? You are such an awesome person!

              I know, it's only pity sex, but I'll take it!

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    • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
      7 years ago | pl

      All very sensible, appropriate and duly considered. I have no idea how to relate. Ummm is that a spider web in the corner?

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      • Tempest-au
        7 years ago | pl

        If you are noticing the spiderweb in the corner while you are laying there, someone isn't doing his/her job properly.. ;)

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        • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
          7 years ago | pl

          Sorry about that. I accidentally hit the seat adjuster with my heel. Cursed with long legs and being robbed blind by a lazy car detailer I'm afraid.

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