Is it normal to like to buy used kitchenware for this reason?

So, you want to eat off utensils that have shoved up someone ass? Think of all that invisible fecal matter. What if the previous owner had raging hemoroids (I know it is spelled wrong but I'm sure you can catch the driftwood!) and used that fork or dessert spoon to scratch them? What if that ladle that's now in your cauldron of soup was used to collect urine or diarreaha (incorrect again!). Worse, it could have been used to fish out "matter" in a stopped up toilet. That rusty old spoon you're eating your ice cream with could have been used as a *gasp* sex toy by a hornet woman. Either this woman couldn't afford a proper adult toy or she was lazy to go get one. She simply could not resist the powerful temptations of sexy little spoon... (To be continued...)