Is it normal to let my dog hump me?

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I hope someone here can help my dilemma.

I am a straight male who lives alone with my dog - a St. Bernard.

5 weeks ago - as of writing this - I was kneeling down to retrieve a coin from under the sofa when my dog njumped on my back and started humping my trousers.

I was curious so I took off my trousers and underpants to see what he would do.

He "prodded" me for a few seconds then found my hole and thrust in - whch was uncomfortable. He then started humping hard and grw in size. I had to hang on for about 15 minutes.

Leter that day I was even more curious so I lubed up with KY and let him do it again.

Unfortunately this time I enjoyed it.

We now do it regularly.

Am I gay?

Am I normal?

Should I just say no?

I do not want to disappoint my dog.

Is It Normal?
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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago | pl

    Yeah, right.

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  • Britton
    11 years ago | pl

    Wow somebody thinks this is normal? Having sex with anything that is not a human female is abnormal...I would seek professional counseling and not tell anybody this as it is most likely illegal where you are.

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  • HaradQueen
    11 years ago | pl

    I have a female dog, who cant do the same as yours but I let her "eat me" whenever I feel like it. I would do it but don't have a male dog. Alwas keep you options open.

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  • Real-talk1852
    5 years ago | pl

    Each to their own and whatever floats your boat but in my personal opinion this is wrong! Who knows the psychological implications this can have on the animal not to mention the potential diseases or damage that can be done to yourself whilst practising this kind of behaviour!!

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  • duke_bravo
    8 years ago | pl

    Done it with my beagle 4 times and its amazing

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  • comicfan1
    9 years ago | pl

    what you do in your house is your business if you enjoyed it good for you forget the critics

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