I just can't take this post seriously, so I'll just ramble on about eggs.
*takes a deep breath, then exhales while taking at a fast pace*
Eggs are delicious. I like them fried, scrambled, or even slightly burnt. Sometimes I'll crack a raw one in ice cold purple grape juice and drink it. Why? Because it tastes delicious. I'd really like to try an ostrich egg one day, but I heard it's enough yolk to serve like 5 people. Seagull eggs taste pretty good too. I tried them once because I was dared too. Decorating them for Easter is also super fun. So is buying those plastic ones, stuffing them with candy, putting them in a basket, and giving them to my loved ones. A holiday better than Easter is Halloween. I enjoy dressing in crazy costumes and scaring the shit out of people. I heard that if a person mates with a person in a zombie costume they become a real zombie and milk starts coming out of their zits on their skin. I also heard that if a person cuts open a zebra, confetti will come out. I guess I'll never find out because I was banned from Kenya.
Is it normal to leave her for this?
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I just can't take this post seriously, so I'll just ramble on about eggs.
*takes a deep breath, then exhales while taking at a fast pace*
Eggs are delicious. I like them fried, scrambled, or even slightly burnt. Sometimes I'll crack a raw one in ice cold purple grape juice and drink it. Why? Because it tastes delicious. I'd really like to try an ostrich egg one day, but I heard it's enough yolk to serve like 5 people. Seagull eggs taste pretty good too. I tried them once because I was dared too. Decorating them for Easter is also super fun. So is buying those plastic ones, stuffing them with candy, putting them in a basket, and giving them to my loved ones. A holiday better than Easter is Halloween. I enjoy dressing in crazy costumes and scaring the shit out of people. I heard that if a person mates with a person in a zombie costume they become a real zombie and milk starts coming out of their zits on their skin. I also heard that if a person cuts open a zebra, confetti will come out. I guess I'll never find out because I was banned from Kenya.