Is it normal to know your clues?

You know when people put you in those crazy misadventures, and you're the "sane"one having to take his pills? You know when you're smoking in the house, drinking red wine "because it's good for you" at the expense of your Buddhism, which is a contradiction? And you're just a regular rebel doing the normal thing and you don't care about convention? Well these people have a clue what's going on! Are you tired of the man telling you what to do, and you're cooking a pot of vegetables made with love like the good ol' British, a stew of beans, vegetables, lentils, soy sauce for flavour, a capful of Worcestorshire sauce, served with pasta and brown rice, and you eat it for dinner knowing you're on a meat diet? Do you know what really sucks? When nobody is seeing the true colours for what you stand up to! The Aussie drongo who won't eat Vegemite and with a touch of Scottish flair, a proud German who at any time will wear a German tie and is the typical anti-Semite, he's out there experimenting with diets, knows what he believes in, knows who he is, and has not persuaded people by logic for the last time, he decided that rules are persuasive and he wants to rule the roost! Which rusts like the pan in the rain, wool in the pit! He'd have a full English breakfast and not regret that he's cooking his own beans, he'll type on the computer about philosophy or some crap as you call it which isn't crap at all, and he's great with everything he does, nobody says to him "sexy Max, I admire your greatness" which is an old-fashioned German charm. And the Australians are all angry with him, for what? He's a dickhead, that's the whole reason he has exceptional talent and remarkable loftiness of character! Furthermore he's overwhelmingly important and significant, he's had an influence in what people believe about him. This is bullshit! No it's not, nor is it ridiculous, so you're so hungry for the truth! Well the truth is his life as I presented to you, misunderstood trying to convince the world realistically that there's lots of people like that (there is). He'll stick it to ya, he'll be tough and talk tough, and drink a man's drink of wine and premium beers, and eat chili. What a man! What a man when nobody calls him a man! Who cares? The genius lot do! What do you think? Is this stuff soooooo normal?!!!

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Based on 7 votes (1 yes)
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Comments ( 6 )
  • Boojum

    About 60 percent of the human brain is made of fat.

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    • Hansberger

      What gave you this weird information?

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      • Clunk42

        If you Google it, you'll find out.

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  • SalivaJuice

    I don't understand what is being conveyed here...

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  • Sleepykitten

    What drug were you on when you wrote this, and can we do some together and hang out?

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  • Clunk42

    Are you trying to defend Hitler?

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