Is it normal to jar your farts?

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I love to fart in a jar and save it for later. The smell is amazing to me. At about one month of aging it starts to increase in foulness. The oldest one I have is 2 years now. My girlfriend is sick of the smell and opens the jars on me. She recently ruined my perfect 5 month aged one. I love aged farts. The smell is so pungent and foul. The stench reinvigorates me.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    9 years ago | pl

    I will fart u right under the table son

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    Learn to make wine instead.

    OR, if you are in need of cash, you might be able to make a profit from selling these jars of fermented flatulence online.

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  • kinkykitten
    9 years ago | pl

    Ew

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  • PrincessEmerald
    9 years ago | pl

    I'd love to smash one your jarred farts over your head you sick freak!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      But they smell like a skunk's body odor. :) They are so stinky and amazing. The jar breaking would just release the pleasant smell!

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  • xjustmex
    8 years ago | pl

    Please. Say. You. Are. Kidding.

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  • domv69lv
    9 years ago | pl

    It is normal,. When you're 10 or 11. Even brilliant when you have 7 siblings. That was a good one. But of course I have kids now so I'm my dad so that's gross. I loved childhood. Wish I knew it would go so fast. I would have Jared a few more.

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  • Agisthe2ndofsparta
    9 years ago | pl

    Funny as hell

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    Who do you think you are?
    With your jar of farts?

    (I'm spoofing the song "Jar of Hearts")

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  • ines123
    9 years ago | pl

    ok i guess if aliens meet us....they would FREAK OUT !!!!

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  • Dot123
    9 years ago | pl

    Here you go. Hope these can help.

    <a href="http://isitnormal.com/story/i-have-a-fart-collection-40852/" rel="nofollow">http://isitnormal.com/story/i-have-a-fart-colle...</a>

    <a href="http://isitnormal.com/story/iin-i-began-to-bottle-my-farts-to-smell-or-taste-them-166013/" rel="nofollow">http://isitnormal.com/story/iin-i-began-to-bott...</a>

    http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-i-am-obsessed-with-fart-and-turds-141367/

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago | pl

    It's normal OP...but when you donate the jars to the local Girl Scout troop so they can make home made jam...then it gets a little weird.

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  • hauntedbysandwiches
    9 years ago | pl

    Mmmm I feel like bacon! Anyone else feel the same?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    This sounds like a wondrous hobby. The thought of collecting farts has never occurred to me, but through your post I believe I have found a revolutionary new pastime. Is there any sort of literature regarding such a hobby that you might know of and I might be directed towards?

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