Is it normal to impregnate yourself with a used condom?

You know, this is something I've always wondered about. It's one of the what-if scenarios I think about after I throw the condom away. What if she were some crazy clingy psycho-chick who put it inside her after we did it?

I wonder how often this type of stuff happens? I'd imagine, pretty infrequently. But, if you've ever watched shows like Jerry Springer, you'd be pretty amazed at some of the messed up stuff people do. So, I dunno. Guess it's just one of the risks you have to deal with, like the slight risk you take walking across the street that you might get hit by a bus.

It depends on the conditions of the condom. If it is exposed to light, moisture, temperature. The chances of them living past a few hours is very slim.

Is that even possible? How long do the suckers live after crashing into the end of that thing?