Is it normal to imagine male celebrities abusive and married to you?

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  • I don't know about the married part but Eddie Murphy is definitely being abusive to me. First he hits the scene as a brilliant comedian and somebody to be listened to and then he repeatedly denies us that side of him because he likes dressing up in fat-suits or pretending to be a woman.

    It's like Einstein whispering, "Hey! I got me a formula which links mass and energy and will revolutionise science. Not going to tell you, though. I'm just going to make you watch me light my farts forever and ever and ever. P.S. Farts = egg times the speed of lactose squared."

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    • Hahaha brilliant! Couldn't agree with you more! I just think he was rather good in his bestiality bit with the donkey, you know?

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      • He was indeed. I'd forgotten about that. I have it on good authority that he was dressed in a fat-suit and a sun dress throughout the whole production. I guess that's the advantage of voice-over work, though. Who knew?

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        • Actually, I have it on better authority that it was a two-person suit, it being a 4 legged animal and all. And that he went through over 2 dozen extras to fill that end position, precisely because of his constant use of Einstein's farts formula and subsequent denial of it by saying with a broad smile: "it wadn' me"!

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          • I don't think I'm going to outdo you here; you're really very good at this! I'm much impressed and amused. That last one was almost a work of art, the way it tied all the themes together.

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    • LOL

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