Before I hooked up with my current love I remained without a female partner for a number of years. During this time I found sexual gratification with street whores, crack whores, gas station mens room whores etc. This got to be very expensive, and also quite dangerous health wise. Nothing like the sudden appearance of a big old canker sore to put a damper on your sex life. So to lessen the likelihood of becoming AIDS positive. I began humping my pillow. My two pillows actually. Fluffed and placed together in the shape of a woman's buttocks. Soft and plump. When a guy lives alone he does these things. So yeah, totally normal to hump your pillow (unless you're living with a female, then I'd say pillow humping indicates you got some issues,dude).
Is it normal to hump my blankets?
← View full post
Before I hooked up with my current love I remained without a female partner for a number of years. During this time I found sexual gratification with street whores, crack whores, gas station mens room whores etc. This got to be very expensive, and also quite dangerous health wise. Nothing like the sudden appearance of a big old canker sore to put a damper on your sex life. So to lessen the likelihood of becoming AIDS positive. I began humping my pillow. My two pillows actually. Fluffed and placed together in the shape of a woman's buttocks. Soft and plump. When a guy lives alone he does these things. So yeah, totally normal to hump your pillow (unless you're living with a female, then I'd say pillow humping indicates you got some issues,dude).