Santa does not exists anymore. He was based on a rich guy who gave to the poor. I don't think he is still alive today. You know those are probobly your parents putting gifts under your tree. Though it is in fact possible to travel around the world in a day how would he know who has been naughty and nice? So do you have any real reason for believing Santa and Jesus are the same person? Did you find Jesus? If you believe you have some evidence I would like to see it. I don't think either figure still exist anymore. At this point they are nothing but stories.
Until we've got him sussed, he can earn our trust.
But with that beard and that head covering, is he really one of 'us'?
Santa won't be welcome here, until he dresses the way we all dress.
We must protect you, little one, so we will decide who gets to come into this country and the manner in which they come.
Santa won't be welcome here. This is a matter for the grown ups to decide.
I can see you think it's wrong,
but til we check his application, he can spend the holiday on Christmas Island
Til we can move him to a processing centre on Nauru where he belongs.
hahahahahahahahah sooo funny.. ahahaahah i died laughing.. ahahahahahahahahahahah its just soooo funny.. ha ha ha hah aha haha.. funniest joke ever ha ha hah ah a ha ha ha hah.. oh haha
hhihihihuhhuihuihuihuihu hahahahahahaahahahah how funny does it get ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ah ha hah a..
Is it normal to hear that Jesus was 6' tall?
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Santa is not jesus.
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Says you...
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So why do you believe that Santa is Jesus?
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Santa got splinters on the cross, so for xmas I gave him some tweezers.
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Santa does not exists anymore. He was based on a rich guy who gave to the poor. I don't think he is still alive today. You know those are probobly your parents putting gifts under your tree. Though it is in fact possible to travel around the world in a day how would he know who has been naughty and nice? So do you have any real reason for believing Santa and Jesus are the same person? Did you find Jesus? If you believe you have some evidence I would like to see it. I don't think either figure still exist anymore. At this point they are nothing but stories.
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Until we've got him sussed, he can earn our trust.
But with that beard and that head covering, is he really one of 'us'?
Santa won't be welcome here, until he dresses the way we all dress.
We must protect you, little one, so we will decide who gets to come into this country and the manner in which they come.
Santa won't be welcome here. This is a matter for the grown ups to decide.
I can see you think it's wrong,
but til we check his application, he can spend the holiday on Christmas Island
Til we can move him to a processing centre on Nauru where he belongs.
hahahahahahahahah sooo funny.. ahahaahah i died laughing.. ahahahahahahahahahahah its just soooo funny.. ha ha ha hah aha haha.. funniest joke ever ha ha hah ah a ha ha ha hah.. oh haha
hhihihihuhhuihuihuihuihu hahahahahahaahahahah how funny does it get ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ah ha hah a..
best joke ever ha ha ah ah
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Thank you!
Your approval is the sole reason I post on this site.
No, really.
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hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
no seriously.. that joke right there was too funny..
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
wait i just have to hahahahaahahahaha.. alittle more hahahaahahahahaahaha
ahahahahahahahaa im done no wait here it comes hahaahahahahahaha.
theres more.. haahahahahahahahaahahahaah.
I didn't say he was :/