Is it normal to hear or see something that wasn't said?

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  • I want to suck your dick.
    What?
    I want to kill some freak.
    What?
    I won't be prone to quit.
    What?
    I want to pop some zits!
    Ohhh! I get it now! You want to suck my dick!
    What?
    Isn't that what you just said?
    Me? No! Why should I say something like that?
    What is it you said then?
    I said: I want to meet that prick.
    Who?
    The one with a big dick.
    What?

    What have you been reading?
    It's a love story, a very inspiring romance between a carbon atom and a hydrogen one. Wait, this is a chemics book. I have to stop watching dinasty while reading.
    Did you just say something?
    Nevermind.
    I am sorry, This was the best scene ever, I have been waiting to watch it for like, since the beginning of the tvshow.

    oh my god! Did you see that too?
    What?
    The charachters on the screen just changed! Right before my eyes! It just did it again!
    I saw it too.
    What do you think is happening?
    I don't know. It might be anything.
    Just, turn it off, it's freaking me out. Load another page.
    What's this? This isn't the webpage I was looking for.
    Www... the address is the right one but the webpage is another one! No way! What is it? Oh my god, it's child porn. Someone is trying to frame us. Quick! destroy the hard drive!What are you doing? Are you crazy? Crazy?
    Me? I don't know what you are talking about. Have you got any idea how much this hard drive costed me? Shut up and help me out! (hammering the hard drive) This is crazy! How did it happen? I don't know! I am not even sure I did open the browser!

    I am going to read an ebook. Who written this? a five year old? Come on, it's impossible the author used this language. I'll read it again out loud. What? Sounds more like some third grade sexually frustrated drop out wrote this. Oh god. They did it again.

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