Is it normal to have uneven boobs?

I have uneven boobs and it is one of my big insecurities one is like an C and the other a D and on top of it all my mom knows about it and she makes jokes about it like " lopsy, teeter-totter, ext), and she thinks she is funny but it's not. I don't take my bra off during sex because of it and I don't want a guy to think in weird because my boobs are uneven. I mean do guys care?

Guys don't care 89
Guys do care 27
Mom is wrong for making fun of me 76
Mom isn't wrong for making fun of me 1
Normal 67
Not normal 11
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  • gorillaphant

    tell your mom you inherited her boobs

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    • gummy_jr

      "HAHA LOPSIDED BOOB!"

      "I got them from you bitch."

      "Oh...."

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      • GustavoGutiérrez

        Can I have an autograph?

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  • imadragon

    It's incredibly normal, don't worry about it.

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  • NurseDiesel

    Its fairly common. Most women have a bigger boob and from what ive heard its usually the right one. I wonder if it has anything to do with most people being right handed and the muscles underneath being larger..? Anyway...

    Your mom shouldn't tease you about something that makes you self conscious. That's quite rude and inconsiderate of her. Aside from that, I wouldn't worry so much. You notice more that anyone else will.

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  • LornaMae

    If I were a guy I would find you weirder for not taking your bra off during sex than having uneven boobs...

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    No big deal, potatoes are uneven never had a problem making fries. Actually, they make for the best fries...if you catch my drift.

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  • EccentricWeird

    This poll is extremely poorly designed because many of the options are not mutually exclusive, and are in fact consistent!

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    • disthing

      Totally agree

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Yeah.
    It's not really a big deal.

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  • Merica7460

    Uneven boobs would NEVER keep me from drilling a broad once the decision was made. Truth. No worries, whip em out and let him tittiefuck you. Confidence is ALWAYS attractive.

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  • Mr-Myrtos

    Lots of women do have them a bit uneven.
    If they are to uneven as soon as you have age enough to do it you must get operated.
    Were I come from its free of charge payed by regular social welfare system.
    I don't know how old you are but if you already 16 you can do it with the permit of your parents.
    Don't suffer with that, try to solve it.
    If a guy really loves you we will love you the same way with or without them uneven.

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  • BenderRodriguez

    It's very normal. Most girls have uneven breasts, it's fine.

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  • Riddler

    Im sorry but this made laugh. It doesn't matter how big your boobs are. All that matters is that you have a great personality. If someone doesn't love you for you than they are not worth being with. If a man leaves you because you have boobs that are uneven than hes really shallow. Also your mother sounds like a bitch for making fun of such a sensitive issue. Tell her shes just upset shes going to become all old and wrinkly(if she hasn't already) and is jealous shes not still young and pretty.

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  • chloroplast

    Asymmetry is best metry. :3

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    • EccentricWeird

      Sym is better!

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  • If they are quite uneven, then sure, it'll be noticed, maybe even seen as a bit weird. That said, all you need to do is have stronger qualities in other areas to make the breast size difference not that much of an issue.

    On their own, your breasts may not be that desirable compared to even ones.

    Your mother shouldn't mock you for it, though. She may think you are in on the joke, so tell her it hurts your feelings.

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    • disthing

      I thumbed you back up because this is a perfectly fair response.

      Unusually a-symmetrical breasts would probably be seen by a lot of men and women as a flaw, just like a wonky nose, crooked teeth, uneven jaw, lopsided mouth etc. would be seen by many (not all) as unattractive qualities. Anything aesthetic that strongly deviates from the usual is prone to being characterised as 'ugly'.

      Of course, a normal degree of a-symmetry will pass unnoticed or may add character. In OP's case, I don't think many would notice one boob one bra size bigger than the other, so I doubt it'll count against her.

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      • Sadly, it's the community this site has. Feelings are more important than facts, and people will be damned before they let rationality hurt the feelings of a girl on here.

        Kind of patronizing for girls, if you ask me.

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        • disthing

          Although you've now been thumbed up to +3

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          • So you say. >_>

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            • disthing

              Oh... and now down to 2. And I've been thumbed down.

              I should stop keeping talking! I'm making it worse!

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  • CloverFish

    No one is completely symmetric. One side is always going to be slightly bigger than the other with varying degrees. It's completely normal.

    I'm not a guy so I can't say on what they think, but your mother is wrong for making fun of it. She may just be poking fun at you for fun's sake, but if you're insecure about it in the first place she's being extremely insensitive about it.

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  • LonelyTurtle

    It's normal i guess. depending on the age. I'm still young so mine are still growing.
    Just wait they'll probably even out as you get older^^

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  • Treehugger29

    Perfectly normal, it'll get better as you grow up.

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  • flooshe

    I love all boobs if one boob was the size of a golf ball and the other a watermelon I'dbe totally fine with it

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  • thatguywhosthere

    i would be a little bothered if my girl had un even boobs by another cup.... how do you buy bras? just curious

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  • perfectxsilence

    Ha, sounds just like my own boobs but no one makes fun of it. If a guy cares about that, he's probably immature. Most guys could care less and my fiancé doesn't even notice much.

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  • normalantonym

    Unless you are dating an OCD guy. we hereby guys don't give a shit about that. in fact it might be cool to many of us. be secure about yourself and let the guy you date judge, not you. Everyone of us, not just you, can misjudge ourselves easily. Ever heard of how many people who hate their voices or hate seeing their pictures? beside, human body is always uneven. it's not a copy paste flip horizontally kind of thing. When you don't remove your bra, you make the guy feels he is missing something big.
    With your mom, laugh at the jokes she makes and show her you don't care and that you are confident. People who crack jokes about others, enjoys the part when you feel upset or angry. so don't be angry or upset.

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  • (s)aint

    I know two girls who have this size difference too. And I don't know that many people xD Chances are that it's more common than you think.

    True, some people like your mum will make comments about it.
    Just as I get comments about my length or my small breasts.
    But it's up to you how this affect you!

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  • Lylos

    It's no big deal for most guys, you shouldn't cover them.
    I think it's important that you make your mom stop, because her 'funny' comments will give you a grave complex in the long-term, and you will never stop obsessing about it if that happens.

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  • jeebley

    Guys don't care. They all have one nut bigger than the other. I think...? Well even if that's just me, all women have asymmetrical breasts. Don't they??
    *cough*...Well anyway, even if they're really uneven, guys are just not going to care. Keeping your bra on during sex is really not doing anybody any favours.

    I think somebody already said that you should pick out some of your mom's bad features to respond to her teasing/taunts. I think that's the way to go :) Doesn't even have to be bad, just something you know she'll be self-conscious about. She deserves to get something back.

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  • WishIWasHere

    I like BOOBS. Size really has no bearing on it.

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  • green_boogers

    Breast feed a baby with the smaller boob. It will become bigger in a few months.

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  • Johnnytherat

    i would need a picture to decided :l

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    • shuggy-chan

      i agree, we need to see if it the stroke test

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      • anti-hero

        Half-uh-jar-uh-mayonnaise could past the shuggy stroke test.

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        • shuggy-chan

          im disturb on what i just found

          http://nobeezy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tumblr_lkvr1bnYzP1qg0zm0o1_500.jpg

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          • Merica7460

            wat

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          • anti-hero

            I am kind of hungry now.

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    • davesumba

      ^ I don't believe this chick, this poll is obviously false and a troll failing at trolling. Pics or it didn't happen. #failtroll

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