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When I'm sitting in my basement jerking off all day, I often have this day dream: That I'm a 20 year old medical student studying at an elite university in Boston, that started college at 16, who has two hot girlfriends and goes to a surf club, and owns an apartment complex. All while somehow finding the time to be on is it normal all day making stupid and condescending comments.
Hey dudes,
My name is Steven, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny posts and comments. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I finished high school by age 16 and study medicine at a prestigious university. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.