Is it normal to have staring contests...with yourself?
I've done this on more than one occasion, I'll walk by a mirror in Wal-mart (While checking out lamps or alarm clocks) and stop at the very last one, cause it's like..my LAST chance to give myself a good look head to toe..and sometimes, I'll just stare...not out of vanity...or because of a blemish or whatever..just stare, raise my eyebrows, tilt my head slightly back in disbelief, check out other expression, maybe cross my eyes and giggle, hold my finger up to my face like "shh at you" LOL omg, lol or I'll do it at home, most of the time, I'll brace my hands on the front of the sink and glare into the mirror..then turn my head almost to where I can't see my reflection with my right eye...*by turning my head left* and the same with the right..then I'll make like "O" faces..I think cheerio's and michelin man tires when I do that, it makes me giggle...mirror are fun, especially after the shower..
OMG speaking of which, have you ever looked at yourself..naked...dirty...in the mirror prior to shower and you're like "Jeeze..look at you & your dirtiness..WELL not anymore, no more 1,2 & 3 for you...no time-outs..it's the end of the line.." you look towards the shower door/curtain and then look back "See you on the other side you funky smelling fuck" and then when you come out all wet with hair slicked back and a glistening body and you're like "Yeah..much better..don't you think?" WOW I'm insane aren't I? LOL XD