Someone must have booked you a secret spa night. They let themselves into your house, chloroform you, and then go to work on making you glow. :)
I know this from the time I woke up and some guy had broken into my house and was taking a particular interest in my rectum. He said I'd been booked a secret colonic irrigation. Although the weird thing is he couldn't remember who booked it and when I said, "Was it Dave?" he said, "Yes, that sounds right. Okay, it was Dave".
I had the same thing happen, he said it was Steve that booked my appointment, so I went along. It was only later that I realized that I have no friends named Steve...
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Someone must have booked you a secret spa night. They let themselves into your house, chloroform you, and then go to work on making you glow. :)
I know this from the time I woke up and some guy had broken into my house and was taking a particular interest in my rectum. He said I'd been booked a secret colonic irrigation. Although the weird thing is he couldn't remember who booked it and when I said, "Was it Dave?" he said, "Yes, that sounds right. Okay, it was Dave".
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I had the same thing happen, he said it was Steve that booked my appointment, so I went along. It was only later that I realized that I have no friends named Steve...