IIN to have sex with a watermelon?

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  • Rblopfag
    7 years ago | pl

    Man, calm down... Bang a watermelon and relax... geez

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    • thegypsysailor
      7 years ago | pl

      What makes you think I ain't calm? I eat watermelon, not fuck it. Only a shit for brains loser would be so hard up as to fuck a piece of fruit.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        7 years ago | pl

        Ok that's true... What about veggies are those fuckable?

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        • thegypѕyѕailor
          7 years ago | pl

          Yes. Sometimes i will stick a cucumber up my ass but thats about the extent of it

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          • thegypsysailor
            7 years ago | pl

            Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Please keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.
            Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, they say. Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.

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            • thegуpѕуѕailor
              7 years ago | pl

              Lol and yet you keep replying. Bwahahaha

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              • thegypsysailor
                7 years ago | pl

                And why wouldn't I, if I'm enjoying your adoration so much. You can keep feeding my ego by spending so much time obsessing on me. I LOVE it; keep it coming.
                Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, they say. Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.

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