IIN to have sex with a watermelon?

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  • thegypsysailor
    7 years ago | pl

    Did the watermelon consent?

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    • Rblopfag
      7 years ago | pl

      Well it didn't say no

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      7 years ago | pl

      thats why i fuck a honeydew

      if it didnt consent itd be a honeydont

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    • Gypsytime
      7 years ago | pl

      You tell us-- what did your wife say ?

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      • thegypsysailor
        7 years ago | pl

        Another fan, FANtastic. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
        I'm sure everybody on here will love your input.
        I feel so blessed that so many of you IINers have me on your minds so much of the time. If I only had a dime for every hour all of you were spending making up accounts, thinking of the silliest things to post and generally making asses out of yourselves, I'd be fucking rich!
        However, I'll just have to settle for your adoration. Thank you.

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        • Gypsytime
          7 years ago | pl

          dude how massive is your ego ?? Lolololol

          Still wondering what the watermelon -- ahem, i mean your wife, said. Did she consent ?

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          • thegypsysailor
            7 years ago | pl

            Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

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        • Rblopfag
          7 years ago | pl

          Huh?

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          • thegypsysailor
            7 years ago | pl

            Huh?

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            • thegypѕyѕailor
              7 years ago | pl

              Huh?

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              • thegypsysailor
                7 years ago | pl

                Again thank you for all this attention. I LOVE IT! Please keep it up. My ego is just bursting with happiness that I consume so much of your time and thoughts. Little old me getting so much attention. Whoda thunk? Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.
                Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery, they say. Thank you, Oh Thank you, Thank you.

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