No other suitors are brave enough! I've sulfur gassed every single one of them. It seems the world's system has turned all the men into metrosexuals that would rather shave their chests instead of fight. They're too much like women to fight for one.
I threatened to gas one guy named Jasmine and he said he'd rather wash his hair then defend your honor.
Now where were we?
Is it normal to have hair on my chest even though im a girl?
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No other suitors are brave enough! I've sulfur gassed every single one of them. It seems the world's system has turned all the men into metrosexuals that would rather shave their chests instead of fight. They're too much like women to fight for one.
I threatened to gas one guy named Jasmine and he said he'd rather wash his hair then defend your honor.
Now where were we?
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Almost touching your words are but you forgot about my secret lover!
*gasp*
A person so mysteriously cunning and seasoned in the arts. My lover never leaves without a gas mask!