Is it normal to have given a coworker a cum sandwich?

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  • I'd class that as sexual assault, and you as a sex offender.

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    • True, but if I ever had to be the victim of a sex crime, getting assaulted with a tasty sandwich sounds like the way to do.

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      • Well, yeah, but your predicate removes any chance of suffering a sex crime. It becomes a given. That's almost scarier.

        What would also be scary is writing the statement from the opposite point of view. For instance, "Oh yeah, I'm a sex criminal and all that, but I don't murder my victims. Nothing too serious, like".

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