Firstly, I try to restrain myself around you. It’s for my own good. But your thread here has my mind squirming like a toad. You are awakening people within my mind that have been sleeping for a thousand years.
Their voices are depraved, their intentions veiled. They’re thirsty for unusual liquids. Was that a growl I heard? No, it was a television. Wait, perhaps I am the television.
Just saying, Countess, Edgar Allen Poe could have taken a lesson from you. Please use your powers wisely. There’s howling and shrieking in cyberspace from crazies all over that read your stuff.
Thanks for being here; you *wait for it*, stimulate me.
Is it normal to have constant urges to violently murder friends and family?
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Firstly, I try to restrain myself around you. It’s for my own good. But your thread here has my mind squirming like a toad. You are awakening people within my mind that have been sleeping for a thousand years.
Their voices are depraved, their intentions veiled. They’re thirsty for unusual liquids. Was that a growl I heard? No, it was a television. Wait, perhaps I am the television.
Just saying, Countess, Edgar Allen Poe could have taken a lesson from you. Please use your powers wisely. There’s howling and shrieking in cyberspace from crazies all over that read your stuff.
Thanks for being here; you *wait for it*, stimulate me.
*Exhales like the mindlessly obsessed*