Is it normal to have boobs this long?

Say you're a guy, and you've picked up this hot girl at a club. You take her home and you two are making out. When you finally get to taking her clothes off, she's got trusses, corsets, gadgets all holding her extra fat in. When everything's off, her boobs swing down by her knees, her pelvic area's covered by a spare tire. Do you carry on with her? And would you feel at all tricked or deceived? Is it normal to not know what to do?

Is It Normal?
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  • Continue where we left off...pussy is pussy

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  • i'd be worried if she had a dick.

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  • Boobies have a wingspan nearly five feet.

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  • take a shot. N take one for the team haha!

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  • You wish.

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  • Clothing is the ancient plastic surgery, only cheaper. Ten bucks at the Salvation Army and you're good to go. Also you should keep in mind you're playing Russian roulette when you pick up random people at a club, or anywhere for that matter. Probability theory applies. Plus it's common knowledge that odds worsen under the influence. Better luck next time!

    Oh, and to answer your questions, just close your eyes and hit it, man!

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  • Uhhh.

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