Is it normal to have an anal bead blowout?

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My girl and I broke out the newly purchased anal beads yesterday. I had about a gallon of lube and those things popped in with very little effort. I would pull them out one at a time and then put them back in. Didn't seem to evoke much reaction... then I got a firm grip on the end and yanked my arm back as if I was starting a lawn mower, all 12 beads came out followed by a shit storm of flying feces. I certainly didn't expect her to lose control of her bowel movement or destroy my white couch! IS THIS NORMAL? Anyone had a similar experience?

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago | pl

    Mwahahaha!!! That's what you get for playing shitty games.

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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago | pl

    Next time, have her take an enema before you start your next anal bead session.

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    • SmokeCheck
      8 years ago | pl

      tried to bring that up before hand and she was concerned about ruptures to the bowel or rectal tissues resulting in internal bleeding. Hind sight is 20/20 but how do I salvage my couch?

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      • Gspyder
        8 years ago | pl

        But she wasn't worried about you pretending to rip-start her like a lawn mower? For next time, if she's not feeling anything, you need bigger beads, not more speed. Good luck with the couch

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago | pl

    "Starting a lawnmower" ROFL.

    Next time try using an electric starter.

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