1, Obtain a one ton weight
2, Tie weight to your cock
3, Take yourself, cock, and weight up in an aircraft
4, Open door of aircraft
5, Push weight until it's very close to open door of aircraft, but still attached to cock by rope
6, Double-check to make sure weight is still attached to your cock
7, Realise how idiotic the situation has just become and accept your cock size for what it is
Is it normal to have a small penis
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1, Obtain a one ton weight
2, Tie weight to your cock
3, Take yourself, cock, and weight up in an aircraft
4, Open door of aircraft
5, Push weight until it's very close to open door of aircraft, but still attached to cock by rope
6, Double-check to make sure weight is still attached to your cock
7, Realise how idiotic the situation has just become and accept your cock size for what it is